Sa tagal ko nang nagbablog, minsan ko lang mabigyan ng pansin ang mga signs sa jeepney, bus at sa kung saan-saang lugar na masasabing onli in the Philippines. May mga nakakatuwa, mayron din namang tila humahamak sa kakayahan ng pinoy maginggles. Para sa inyo mga kadamo, malugod ko'ng inihahandog sa inyo ang mga signs na aking hinagilap sa mga sulok ng internet, libro ni Bob Ong at kung anu-ano pa.
Anita Bakery (as opposed to Anita Baker)
Bote Nga Sa’Yo (Used Bottle Shop)
Cinna Von (a laundromat)
Cleopata’s (bakahan and manukan)
Cooking ng ina mo (home cooking)
Cooking ng ina mo rin (right across Cooking ng ina mo)
Crispy per minute (Crispy Pata Eatery)
Curl Up And Dye (Beauty Salon)
Doris Day and Night (24 hour eatery)
Elizabeth Tailoring
Fagoofyt (children’s hair salon)
Felix the Cut (Barber Shop)
Goldirocks (Gravel & Sand Shop)
Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70’s)
Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho; next door is…)
Poland Hopia (owned by Mr. Po)
Leon King (Video Rental)
Let’s Goat-Together (kambingan cum beer garden)
Petal Attraction (flower shop)
Maid To Order (Maids Placement Agency)
Mang Donald’s (burger joint)
Meating Place (Meat Shop)
Meatropolis (meat shop)
Miki Mao (noodle eatery)
Susan’s Roses (flower shop)
Sylvestre’s Salon
TapSi TurBi (Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka)
The Fried of Marikina (fried chicken shop)
The Way We Wear (Boutique)
Wash Up Doc? (Laundromat)
Wrap and Roll (lumpia outlet)
Gloribee Eatery (Si Aling Glori ang may-ari)
Master Bakers (and their slogan) “We don’t just bake, We Master Bake!”
JEEPNEY and BUS SIGNS
» Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off
» Full string to stop driver
» For reckless driving, call ########
» God knows Hudas not pay
» God knows Hudas does not pay
» Don’t get closed to me, get closed to God
» Don’t close to me, close to God
Para sa iba pang impormasyon, magbasa ng libro ni Bob Ong at maghalukay sa internet .